Archives for “personality disorders”

I am this close to deleting my Facebook account.  At first the apps just drove me mildly insane, but then I figured out how to ...

Lately it seems like the Universe is amusing itself by seeing how far it can push me until my head explodes into a million tiny ...

There are times when I'm exceedingly arrogant about being able to do things.  I'm usually pretty confident that I can figure out just about anything, ...

My brain is in a weird place lately. I’m not sure where that is, maybe Cleveland or something. Not that Cleveland is weird, ...

Stoner's Law of Chap Dynamics, as explained by Lisa Stoner*. The level of any given item on my Give-a-Shit-O-Meter is inversely proportional to the amount of ...

My dearest friend, who knows me oh so well,  tells me that when I have a lot on my mind I go into my cave.  ...

The more things change, the more they stay the same. I sent my son to the eastern parts of the country to hang with my Dad ...

Sleep and I have a love-hate relationship.  I've literally been an insomniac as long as I can remember.  As a small child my mother would ...

Today started off so nicely.  We had a lazy morning sleeping late and doing laundry.  I talked with my friend on the phone for a ...

Yesterday I posted my list of things I did during 2008, but I left one thing out.  I don't know why I didn't remember, because ...

We're not all that big on the New Year's celebrations at out house.  Both of us were asleep on the couch by 10 and only ...

A while back I was accused of using my ability to put words and phrases together to intimidate people. I was told that it ...

How do you make friends?  What do you do when you meet new people?  Do you give them the benefit of the doubt right off ...

I have a little jar that sits on my shelf.  It's a magic jar.  It holds things I can't hold myself.  It holds things I ...

I am struck lately by an overwhelming urge to do nothing that I'm supposed to do.  It's almost ridiculous how far it has extended.  I'm ...

Hubs:  What the hell is that? Me:  It's a vajayjay Hubs: It is not! Me:  It's a giant peeing vajayjay. Hubs:  Only you would think it's a vajayjay! So I ...

I love going shopping by myself.  It's part of my alone time and if anyone tries to horn in on my alone time I get ...