Booty Prize

I should preface this post with the disclaimer that I have a mostly hate relationship with the Lane Bryant, partly because it pisses me off to have to shop there and partly because they are almost the only game in town and thus feel free to ass-rape us over the cost of a pair of jeans.

However! I have to give them props for their color-coded rightfit pants. Since I am the poster child for bootyliciousness my jeans are always gapping at the waist in order to fit my badonkadonk, and no one has really addressed that before. The rightfit jeans are separated into three categories: yellow for straight hip/waist girls, red for moderately curvy girls, and blue for us full-on curvy gals.

I am a blue-tag kind of girl and I have to say I am wearing one of the most comfortable pairs of jeans I have worn in a long time! I also found a pair of dress pants that don’t make me feel like either a sausage stuffed into them or like I’m wearing a dress they’re so floppy.

It pains me to say it because two pairs of pants at the LB is $100, but thanks LB for thinking of my booty. I will be back with my real women dollars so hide your clearance racks!