Today I turn 42, which everyone knows is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Since this year is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, I’m expecting great things all year long. (Are you listening, Universe? I said Great Things! All. Year. Long.) During the Year of 42:
- I will discover the secret to the end of suffering.
- I will buy the winning lottery ticket. (see bullet point #1)
- I will finally get Mario out of that damn castle and rescue that Princess beesh.
- My garden will explode with color and tasty goodness, despite my very black and grizzled thumb.
- Vegetables will taste like Lucky Charms. Especially the ones that come out of my garden and they will be magically delicious.
- I will have to turn down that contract to be a supermodel so that I can spend quality time with my family.
- My boobs will magically levitate themselves back into place, much like invisible hands were carrying them around all the time.
- Steve Jobs will mail me an iPad just for being awesome.
- My true voice will finally come through and I will no longer be forced to hide my light in the car with my off-pitch hag voice.
- And finally, I’m pretty sure rainbows and unicorns are going to shoot right out my ass all year long. Well maybe not unicorns – that might leave a mark. But I know my farts will be pink and sparkly and smell like candy.
I don’t think these are unreasonable expectations at all. I’m looking forward to the Year of 42. (Great Things…remember that Universe. Maybe you want to write it down.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I am glad I met you at Adam’s party last year.
.-= Rachel ´s last blog ..It’s me again =-.
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Lisa Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 9:02 am
@Rachel, I’m glad I got to me you as well! And thank you
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March 17th, 2010 at 2:18 am
Happy Burfday!!
.-= Robin´s last blog ..You Think You Know…. =-.
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Lisa Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 9:03 am
@Robin, Thank you!
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March 17th, 2010 at 4:35 am
Oh happy day!
You deserve all that you have wished for…and more. Enjoy today, my friend.
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Lisa Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 9:05 am
@hello haha narf, Aww thanks! It won’t be as fun as hanging out with you guys for your HHD celebration, but it will be a great day nonetheless!
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March 17th, 2010 at 5:31 am
Oh, I’m sure you’ll get ALL of that and more.
We ARE sisters!
Happy Birthday, babe.
.-= Finn´s last blog ..Diptych Eleven: Open =-.
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Lisa Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 9:06 am
@Finn, Haha! I have a hard time imagining you with a hag voice, but I’ll take you as my sister any day.
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March 17th, 2010 at 5:49 am
Happy Birthday, my friend.
I feel the need to eat cake in your honor today…yes, that’s it. Ahem.
You deserve all of those things and more…trust me.
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Lisa Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 9:07 am
@Hilly, Thank you
Cake for everyone today!
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March 17th, 2010 at 7:08 am
You’re 42? I never would have guessed that you were older than 33/34, max. Happy birthday!
.-= Avitable´s last blog ..Kiss my blarney stones =-.
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Lisa Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 9:08 am
@Avitable, And Adam wins for best comment EVER! Thank you
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March 17th, 2010 at 7:50 am
Here’s the deal, I am totally calling you for all of my sparkle needs from now on! You better bean up buddy! In fact, you do deserve great and wonderful things…every year. Love you!
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Lisa Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 6:09 am
@Melinda, Let me get this straight: you want me to fart all over you?
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March 17th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Yay to levitating boobies, let me know the secret.
Happy answer to everything birthday!
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Lisa Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 6:10 am
@Poppy, I think the answer is going to be to actually have someone walk behind me and hold them up, but it’s worth a try.
Thank you
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March 17th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope all of your “Year of 42″ dreams come true. I turned 42 in July but haven’t been able to capture any of them (YET) except for the pink and sparkly candy smelling farts.
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Lisa Reply:
March 18th, 2010 at 6:11 am
@MB, Well I think candy farts are a big step, so yay!
Thank you
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March 17th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Happy Belated my darling!
I hope it was le fab!
xoxo
.-= Princess of the Universe´s last blog ..Consumerism and Society or Something. =-.
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Lisa Reply:
March 20th, 2010 at 9:25 am
@Princess of the Universe, Thank you, sweetie! I was truly fab
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March 18th, 2010 at 9:21 am