Bullets!

Mostly I don’t have a whole lot of anything to say today, so you are getting little bits of bullety nonsense.  Because I love you.

• My dog ate my glasses.  She didn’t eat them very much, just enough to make me think I got something all over the lenses and when I tried to wash it off I realized, no that’s actually teeth marks.  Awesome.  At least she didn’t munch the frames so I should be able to get new lenses easily enough.
• I had the most awesome pear ever today.  It was a plain old bartlett, but it had a pretty pink blush on it and it was so sweet and juicy.  Pears aren’t supposed to be good this time of year so I’m pretty sure it came from equaguatachile, but it was crazy good.
• Open ID hates me.  I keep trying to comment using it on Blogger blogs but I run into problems every single time, and then I get the boot and my comment goes poof.   If you have a Blogger blog, it’s not that I don’t love you.  It’s that I’m really kind of dumb and can’t operate technology.
• Speaking of technology, I’ve been trying to tart up my blog.  See the stalker buttons in the sidebar?  I want the one’s that go sideways not uppy-downways and I can’t make it do that.  Does anyone know a sideways button plugin I can scam for my blog?
• The weather here is so deceptively beautiful!  It looks like a sunny day full of awesomeness and you walk outside and it’s like a deep freeze.  The quail are outside puffed up like Christmas balls going what the shit?  what the shit I say?
• My Animal Crossing trees turned pink.  Either they’re getting ready to do something cool for spring or they have some kind of pink fluffy death plague and I’m going to be left with a tree graveyard.

I know, you’ve either clicked away by now or are asleep because my bullets are just that exciting.