Twitterpated

I finally signed up for a Twitter account.  I just couldn’t stand it anymore!  I was dying of curiosity to see what it was all about and I have one word for it.  Crack.  You can’t put it down!  I guess it’s my voyeur nature, I just want to know what’s going on out there.  The thing I don’t like about it is how it keeps crashing my iPhone.  That’s not cool, man!  That’s like, phonus interruptus!

K, here’s the funny part about the Twitter account.  They only let you have 15 letters and floatingprincess is 16, so I had to leave one out.  Now I could have been all slick and left out the I in floating and ended up with floatngprincess, but I chose to be a maverick and leave out the other I.  So it’s floatingprncess.  Now every time I look at it I see floating porncess, which I think is ever so much cooler than even a floating princess could be!  Think of the possibilities!

Here’s where I’m going to ask for some help.  I think I’ve already mentioned how blogtarded I am when it comes to tarting things up around here.  I want to add a stalker link list where I can put email, twitter, yahoo, etc buttons for folks to click on and get all stalkalicious with my bad self but I can’t find a plugin.  Help me Obiwan, please help me!  Seriously, there are a couple of things I want to do that I’m too stupid to figure out on my own and anyone that would be so kind as to throw me a lifeline would be evah so cool!